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Journal Entry: Wed Jan 16, 2008, 8:59 AM
  • Mood: Annoyed
  • Listening to: Alter Bridge - Rise Today
  • Reading: dun feel like reading
  • Watching: POTC :: AWE
  • Playing: dont get caught wanking
  • Eating: Steak!
  • Drinking: Tea! That doesnt still surpise you does it?
Ok, so Im low carb d*eting (d*et is a four letter word ya know XP)

I go into LongHorn Steakhouse, am seated and eventually this bubbly waitress comes up to take my order.

"What can I get you to drink?"

"Unsweet"

"Unsweet tea? Sure. Are you ready to order or do you need a minute?"

"Ready"

"OK, what'll you have?"

"Ill have the LaFayette Chicken and Shrimp"

"And what side?"

"Ill just have a large Caesar salad, no croutons"

"The entree comes with a salad, what side item would you like?"

"None, Im on a low carb d*et, cant have any of the sides."

"Are you sure?"

"Yep?"

"Not even a potato?"

"<_< "

"The potatoes are really good"

"LOW CARB - Cant have it"

"Ok then, Ill have that right up"

So anyway, the meal comes (she forgot to kill the croutons on the salad)
Then she says something about she has to help serve drinks, would be away for just a while, but would be back soon. Fine
30 minutes go by, Im having to go to my friend the bartender and ask for drink refills. The manager walks by several times
during the waitresses absence and finally asks who my waitress is, I tell her, then shortly after the waitress quickly reappears,
apologizing for being gone so long.

"Would you like some dessert?"

"Nope"

"Are you sure? The Tuxedo Mousse is just wonderful."

"=/ What part of LOW FUCKING CARB D*ET did you not understand?"

Look, yes I know what wait staff put up with. I have several friends that work in restaurants, many of them managers. But I mean damn, if youre going to be a great waiter/waitress, you HAVE to listen to your customers, not just be a salesperson to boost your numbers.

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Devious Information

  • Current Age: Wouldnt you like to know?
  • Current Residence: My wolfden in the mountains
  • Interests: Camping | Hiking | Fishing | Diving | Nature | Wildlife | Furry | Fursuiting
  • Favourite movie: Dances with Wolves Director's Cut --all time-- I have many faves in the movie world
  • Favourite band or musician: I listen to too much to nail down any one favorite
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock, Some Alternative, Electronica, House/Club mix, Funk, Jazz
  • Favourite artist: Deviant - KalicotheKat, Deviant - WolfPearl
  • Favourite photographer: Monty Sloan - wolfpark.org
  • Operating System: Win XP Pro | Win 2000 Adv Server | Fedora Core Linux | Red Hat Linux | IRIX 6.5 on SGI Octane2
  • MP3 player of choice: Whatever Im using at the moment, could be iTunes, could be my Moto V3xx RAZR
  • Shell of choice: PuTTY SSH (its an IT thing)
  • Wallpaper of choice: Wallpaper? Didnt that go out in liike the 90's or somethin?
  • Skin of choice: Why my nice wolven self of course
  • Favourite game: No clue, I like too many
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2, XB360
  • Favourite cartoon character: Scooby Doo, Hair Bear(The Hair Bear Bunch), Exile & Muzzle(Road Rovers)
  • Tools of the Trade: Nikon Cameras | Nikon ED Lenses | Adobe/Macromedia CS2/Studio 8 Suite | Wacom Intuos 3 Tablet

Devious Comments

*Methylate:iconMethylate: Apr 9, 2008, 3:59:53 AM
You've been tagged my friend ^.^

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~Sashatigress:iconSashatigress: Feb 20, 2008, 5:48:15 AM
Thanks for the watch. Not that I have much to watch. =P But your gallery is full with some very beautiful photos.
~Wol4ica:iconWol4ica: Nov 13, 2007, 2:19:02 AM
You are a good photographer. Love your work, keep on!

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~Miepo:iconMiepo: Aug 25, 2007, 8:15:13 AM Mood: Affection
Tagged! hehe x3 <3

The rules :
1. Post these rules
2. Each person tagged must post 8 random facts about themselves
3. Tags should write a journal/ blog of these facts
4. At the end of the post 8 more persons are tagged and named
5. Go to their page and leave a comment telling them they're tagged
*wolphie:iconwolphie: Aug 17, 2007, 7:43:38 PM
:aww:

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~deathboi:icondeathboi: Aug 17, 2007, 6:37:10 PM
hehe i count you as a good new friend :P thank you

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If you give me the rules of the law I will give you my paw if you lead me into darkness I may fall to my knees and have to suck your cock :P :P :P :P lmao funny it is
*wolphie:iconwolphie: Aug 17, 2007, 4:42:22 PM
Good :)

No prob ^^ 's what friends are for

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Portrait and event photographers in GA, FL, TX and CA

"The goal is not to change your subjects, but for the subject to change the photographer" ~ Anonymous
~deathboi:icondeathboi: Aug 17, 2007, 2:05:13 PM
yea it helped :) thanks for being sweet and taking a time out to just talk to me :P it made me feel alot better

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If you give me the rules of the law I will give you my paw if you lead me into darkness I may fall to my knees and have to suck your cock :P :P :P :P lmao funny it is
*wolphie:iconwolphie: Aug 16, 2007, 8:52:07 PM
welcome bro -blush- ah hell, c'mere :hug:

Hope talkin about it helped some

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Portrait and event photographers in GA, FL, TX and CA

"The goal is not to change your subjects, but for the subject to change the photographer" ~ Anonymous
~deathboi:icondeathboi: Aug 16, 2007, 8:18:15 PM
thank you for the talk on my journal it was verry sweet of you -kisses cheek- thank you good sir

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If you give me the rules of the law I will give you my paw if you lead me into darkness I may fall to my knees and have to suck your cock :P :P :P :P lmao funny it is
*wolphie:iconwolphie: Aug 16, 2007, 8:08:45 PM
Very welcome sweetness :hug:

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Portrait and event photographers in GA, FL, TX and CA

"The goal is not to change your subjects, but for the subject to change the photographer" ~ Anonymous
*Davysgurl:iconDavysgurl: Aug 16, 2007, 7:42:08 PM
Thanks for the watch love!!! :hug:

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*wolphie:iconwolphie: Aug 15, 2007, 8:56:58 AM
Very welcome ^^

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Portrait and event photographers in GA, FL, TX and CA

"The goal is not to change your subjects, but for the subject to change the photographer" ~ Anonymous
~UmbreChan:iconUmbreChan: Aug 13, 2007, 1:08:29 PM
Thanks for the lovely comment! <3

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LET YUMICHIKA GO.
*wolphie:iconwolphie: Aug 5, 2007, 5:58:09 PM
:aww:

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Portrait and event photographers in GA, FL, TX and CA

"The goal is not to change your subjects, but for the subject to change the photographer" ~ Anonymous
*Bunnybunbunbunee:iconBunnybunbunbunee: Aug 3, 2007, 2:55:37 AM
Your very welcome! i love that picture. your gallery is ver impressive and your photos are great!
*wolphie:iconwolphie: Jun 20, 2007, 8:52:47 PM
:D

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Portrait and event photographers in GA, FL, TX and CA

"The goal is not to change your subjects, but for the subject to change the photographer" ~ Anonymous
~drkcrystalangel:icondrkcrystalangel: Jun 20, 2007, 10:14:58 AM
*giggles* Maybe...we will see one day XD

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Make someome's day, even if it's yours.
*wolphie:iconwolphie: Jun 19, 2007, 5:44:15 AM
Welcome!

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Portrait and event photographers in GA, FL, TX and CA

"The goal is not to change your subjects, but for the subject to change the photographer" ~ Anonymous
*Wolf-of-Samhain:iconWolf-of-Samhain: Jun 18, 2007, 8:45:25 PM
Thanks for the Fav! =D

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*wolphie:iconwolphie: Jun 15, 2007, 4:52:27 PM
I've honestly had no such encounters where I felt endangered. Diving has become a very safe sport through standardized training and ongoing safety information. I've been around all manner of sharks, even petted a few, and the shark pretty much paid me no attention. But anyway, its a lot of fun, and you should try it to some small extent at least. Never know, the addiction might get ya :D

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Portrait and event photographers in GA, FL, TX and CA

"The goal is not to change your subjects, but for the subject to change the photographer" ~ Anonymous
~drkcrystalangel:icondrkcrystalangel: Jun 15, 2007, 9:45:10 AM
Welcome! :cuddle:

I mean I would love to be underwater and see all of the beautiful things and fish but just being afraid is something goes wrong of something attacks you then you would be SOL

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I am me! Be I misguided or stubborn, I will always rise to the occasion. Be it for a friend or foe who calls upon me. But remember, I am always around and always watching those I love or care for.

Make someome's day, even if it's yours.
*wolphie:iconwolphie: Jun 15, 2007, 4:12:09 AM
Thankyou :)

Yea diving's a blast! :D It's such a fascinating world down there. And the travel to exotic places is always an adventure. Sorry to hear paranoia gets the better of you :hug:

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Portrait and event photographers in GA, FL, TX and CA

"The goal is not to change your subjects, but for the subject to change the photographer" ~ Anonymous
~drkcrystalangel:icondrkcrystalangel: Jun 15, 2007, 12:52:19 AM
Well that's really good! I hope that everything works out for you! Yeah diving looks like so much fun but I am so paradoid about doing certain things I think that I could never dive.

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I am me! Be I misguided or stubborn, I will always rise to the occasion. Be it for a friend or foe who calls upon me. But remember, I am always around and always watching those I love or care for.

Make someome's day, even if it's yours.
*wolphie:iconwolphie: Jun 14, 2007, 5:03:10 PM
Doin good - have picked up some new colleagues and we are venturing on some new business that looks real promising ^^ So I've been pretty busy with all that. I am SOOOO ready to get to the Florida Keys and do some diving!!! I had found out that Tammy was a diver too and invited her for this trip, I really wish she could go, but it looks it might be a bit short notice this round, but theres always another time :)

Cheers,

Wolph

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Portrait and event photographers in GA, FL, TX and CA

"The goal is not to change your subjects, but for the subject to change the photographer" ~ Anonymous